i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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