Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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