That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just cropdusted the office
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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