Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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