I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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