how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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