Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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