So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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