I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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