just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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