arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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