Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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