btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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