are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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