Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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