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  • 59 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:20pm

    Re: 4:26, we all said that TFLN was fake... thinkin' the same on this one?? :D

  • 51 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:26pm

    you didn't cry and give him a hand job did you?

  • 52 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:27am

    12:11am You're a dumbass. I've submitted texts and had them finally be posted a week later. One of mine even got posted 10 days later, stop acting like you know shit. And you people who call "FAKE!" are huge douchebags.

  • 51 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:33pm

    and to think that today is thursday!

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:52pm

    i don't know what you're talking about - sounds like a perfect saturday afternoon. minus the anal, in my opinion.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:07pm

    not only did she do five shots in the middle of the day and have some afternoon delight, but anal no less. kinky when drunk....awesome!

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:17pm

    good point i think its a girl too just wanted to know your reasoning

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:04pm

    apparently we all read that other thread, good job 4:26!

  • 45 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:35pm

    rofl lung cancer is the least of worries here

  • 42 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:30am

    To all the boys and girls who keep posting mature things like "gross!" when a woman on this site admits to -gasp- maybe enjoying anal grow the fuck up. You sound like conditioned scared little children.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:27pm

    11:08 - Grow up. Guaranteed someone will smash you in the face shortly.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:45pm

    lets just hope she doesn't have any Warts in the back, automatic deal breaker!!!!!!!!!

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:32am

    5:23, do women even have prostates? douche...

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:14pm

    5:07 - i thought about that but then i realized i like picturing a girl...i don't like picturing a guy. also, since she said anal and not sex i figure it's a girl. i'll leave it there. not that there's anything wrong with that.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:37am

    Sorry 1:30am, the smell of shit just gets me out of the mood for some reason. And anal sex always creates that smell regardless of how clean and empty everything is.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:48am

    It's only a bad night if this is a dude posting it.

  • 34 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:16pm

    wow, real fuckin mature doosh

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:01pm

    4:26 referencing another TFLN thread. WIN

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:32pm

    sounds good to me! ;D

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    Really? I dont believe this was Saturday afternoon? I feel like this must have been at this persons night job!!! YEA

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:55pm

    best idea would have been to add 2 shots, lick it after, and 5 cigarettes

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:56am

    1:37, what a clown, you must think you dick smells like peach cobbler. I bet your favorite position is missionary too.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:15pm

    4:36: actually anal isn't for men with small dicks, and it's certainly not for someone who can't get his girlfriend to do it (if he even has one) and then goes on TFLN and makes fun of people that get it.. HMMM Sound familliar? RE:4:26, yah the other one was deffinitely fake, but the reference was still hilarious

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:24pm

    thats more of a saturday night thing

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37pm

    I've got to meet a woman like this.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:33pm

    Ya the cigarettes was a bad move. You don't want to get lung cancer.

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:40am

    ALL UR BOWEL SYSTEMS WILL FALL OUT- DAMN ANAL TAKERS!

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:23pm

    prostate stimulation for bonus points

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:47pm

    haha i wish this was my sat afternoon

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:35pm

    deez nutz in full effect

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    anal sex is for men with small penis's

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:45pm

    I see it more like a plan for Sunday afternoon, because from the looks of it, your saturday night was shot...

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:07pm

    how are you so sure its a girl

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:11am

    so fake...its not even saturday. judging by the content of these tfln, they usually get posted within a day or two of submission (like how when the red wings lost big, there were ones the next morning and i think even late that night). anyway yeah like i said fakeeee.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:17pm

    oh shut up. COOL chicks are always down, nothing to do with weight

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:52pm

    4:36, anal sex is also for fat chicks and girls with wrecked a pussy

  • 34 45
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:26am

    ew traaaash

  • 34 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm

    hahaha 4:26 nice reference

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:06pm

    this girl is awesome!

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:41pm

    Sounds like a great afternoon to me. No matter what day of the week.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:17pm

    pee in my butt, FTW!

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:16pm

    6:52 just curious.. why fat chicks?

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:32pm

    lmao@4:26 nice reference to another tfln.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:07pm

    fat chicks are alway down