I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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