yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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