Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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