He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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