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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:04am

    DID YOU FEEL LIKE PDIDDYWHENYOU DID IT?

  • 94 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:28pm

    11:31. It is obvious ur a piece of white trailer trash. Jack rules.

  • 87 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:03pm

    pedicures on my toes toes

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:23pm

    trying to get a little bit tiiippssssssy

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:57pm

    boys blowin up our phones phones

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:52am

    I have an 8 inch penis, just thought you all should know that

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:48am

    biggies cock is so big and juicy stfu

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:07pm

    tryin on all our clothes clothes

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:31pm

    *closer Fuckin I phones

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:27pm

    Maybe cause that's a fucking song !!!

  • 86 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:45am

    And I am not p diddy

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:07pm

    DES MOINES hell yes

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:43pm

    why don't you try brushing your teeth with a mouthful of jizz? bukkake anyone?

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:09am

    damn. i really hoped she was brushing her teeth using jack.

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:03am

    this has got to be fake

  • 77 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:54am

    Wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddy

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:49am

    Go to hell loser. Jack rules. It's God's nectar.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:46am

    wow it means she woke up and drank Jack not that she brushed her teeth while drinking it... the world... i swear...

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:17am

    IOWA!!! Hell yes.

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:07pm

    I always thought about how it would be! Thanks haha

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:39pm

    umm i think it's supposed to be brush my teeth, with a bottle of jack ..like she has it with her in her hand...

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:02am

    Pretty fucking lame.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:34pm

    I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:29pm

    Gayest. Song/text. Ever.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:12pm

    I think it's funny.

  • 59 69
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 19, 10 at 10:00pm

    I still wonder though, what exactly does p diddy feel like in the morning? Hmm...? I'll assume he's a happy dude. Probably rich

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:31pm

    Ok somebody needs to read into the lyrics a little closet

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:50am

    Errybody gettin crunk, boys try to touch my junk!

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:29pm

    Hahahahah this is great!

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:25am

    this site was a lot funnier before ..

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 2:26pm

    Amen Ke$ha amen.

  • 62 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:18am

    hahahahah i love it

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 3:49pm

    @2:39 apparently is the only other non retard to understand the lyrics

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:51pm

    I wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy, •supersexxybabyygirl69•~ ke$ha forever<33 pEAce babbbyy:) loovvvveee ya biishhhhez!

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:26am

    Just read a comment saying that this has to be fake... Is this too edgy or something? Damn. I literally tried it after reading this. Of course I hate Jack so it was DISGUSTING but it's not that hard.

  • 54 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 7:38pm

    Stop lying to yourself. Because you know if you were brushing your teeth with jack and you brushed wrong that shit would burn like a mother fucker.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 11:31am

    Well of course "ew". It's Jack. Shit's nasty.