I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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