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  • Submitted by mjeezy on Nov 30, 10 at 11:25am

    What if it's a man, bringing pizza to his lady, and offering to do work on her? It's possible.

  • Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 10:54am

    People like this are the reason America is so much better than any other country

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      Submitted by ThizzGOBLIN on Nov 30, 10 at 7:46pm

      if you gave this thumbs down, you are a jealous foriegner

  • Submitted by velasquezzz on Nov 30, 10 at 12:44pm

    This probably is from a man to a woman, being that an hour long blowjob sounds about 30-40 minutes too long, while women are constantly aroused by oral sex, with no real drop-off point after climax.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 30, 10 at 4:36pm

      A bit of a double standard right there, but, you may be right. More hour long blowjobs needed to complete my research.

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 30, 10 at 12:14pm

    That's true love right there.

  • Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Nov 30, 10 at 5:58pm

    Don't cave just yet; are we talking stuffed crust and how many toppings?

  • Submitted by ScarletFever on Dec 1, 10 at 12:13am

    So beautiful, it brought tears to my eyes.

  • Submitted by BlackStarrLine on Nov 30, 10 at 11:19am

    Fair!

  • Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 30, 10 at 12:53pm

    Sounds like a deal! Hired!

  • Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 30, 10 at 10:51am

    Shit yes. The world needs more women like you.

  • Submitted by tafthighsucks on Nov 30, 10 at 12:06pm

    That sounds awesome!!!!!!

  • Submitted by XxXBiteTheLipXxX on Nov 30, 10 at 3:12pm

    Clearly a win!

  • Submitted by sushi_sesh on Dec 1, 10 at 6:47am

    My kind of man

  • Submitted by reply_ on Nov 30, 10 at 11:53am

    would be so sweet if these were lesbians; not the butch kind though.

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    Submitted by missbreezybee on Dec 1, 10 at 10:33pm

    My boyfriend should do this

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    Submitted by BlackVegeta on Dec 1, 10 at 12:15pm

    I can't imagine what they could have possibly done that would make this not fair.

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    Submitted by teets215 on Dec 2, 10 at 12:48am

    If male....what a mighty good man

  • Submitted by hismistress on Dec 2, 10 at 7:13am

    I've done this for my man, every girl should do this! Keep your man happy ;)

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    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm

    Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

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    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm

    Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

  • Submitted by bitchfaceee on Dec 1, 10 at 12:15am

    omfg. nice!!

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    Submitted by BR0 on Dec 18, 10 at 1:03pm

    Weird thing is I just sent that message... Weird

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    Submitted by emilyjune on Dec 3, 10 at 1:54pm

    This is most likely a woman receiving the oral, because they said "going down on you" why wouldn't she just say give you head? Or a bj? Or felacio?

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    Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 15, 10 at 9:02pm

    I enjoyed showing my girl this kind of appreciation and treated her like gold never hurt once and she ended up leaving me a weeks ago after 41/2 yrs. Dont waste your time you'll end up having ur heart ripped out....

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      Submitted by drpeppermd on Dec 15, 10 at 10:14pm

      Don't cry, emo kid.

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        Submitted by JESSE6060 on Dec 17, 10 at 12:11am

        Emo?? lol that was pathetic but im sure it takes one to know one in ur case right....... Im not 16 guy so try and make a deuschbag of yourself someplace else. Howd u like to be engaged to someone who shows there appreciation after 5yrs by cheating on you for no justifyable reason your part and leaves. Think about that before u even attempt a fucking response ok?.. Great i knew ud understand :)

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    Submitted by bobcat187 on Jul 17, 12 at 1:33am

    Now this is romance!

  • Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 1, 10 at 2:51am

    This reminds me of the time the college radio club (college NYiT Old Westbury Campus) called a Pizza place and asked how much it would cost for the pizza and if they could get a stripper to go with it to..because it was their friends b-day and wanted to gift him a stripper bring pizza to his house and enjoy himself. Sad to say the owner hung up on us. Could never get it completed for him.

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    Submitted by cm1231 on Mar 20, 13 at 5:15pm

    who are you? I live in the 585 and I need to meet and/or clone you.

  • Submitted by BitchSlapper on Nov 30, 10 at 9:13pm

    3knuckles dude are u kidding me? A blowjob nd a pizza!!!! I would just take the bj! Or the pizza :)

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    Submitted by richardbme on Dec 1, 10 at 12:26am

    good fight..good night!