Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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