You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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