even my farts smell like vagina
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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