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  • 159 45
    Submitted by iowawashington on May 31, 11 at 3:34pm
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    If you had sex with a random stripper without using a condom, YOU should be banned. Dumbass.

  • 112 44
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 31, 11 at 3:01pm
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    glitter is the herpes of art

  • 99 54
    Submitted by BrendanA on May 31, 11 at 3:06pm
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    That stripper is a genius. Google "divorce dust" sometime.

  • 87 47
    Submitted by itsbreannayo on May 31, 11 at 9:08pm
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    Sounds like you just screwed ke$ha .

  • 73 46
    Submitted by brittlestar on May 31, 11 at 6:54pm
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    If it moves and itches - that ain't glitter!

  • 57 37
    Submitted by jayyyyyybabe on May 31, 11 at 9:13pm
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    The glitter could have been on her lips....? lol. Or you have crabs(; thats cute..

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Phys on May 31, 11 at 6:25pm
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    Not that I’m endorsing either but there is a chance she had glitter on her lips, not her other lips...just something to think about people

  • 53 41
    Submitted by PierreTheLion on May 31, 11 at 6:27pm
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    id be more concerned with herpes you now have...

  • 50 40
    Submitted by NY_dude on Jun 1, 11 at 8:45am
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    ewww nasty dude...

  • 54 49
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 31, 11 at 6:56pm
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    Part of going to a strip club. Knowing you'll leave covered with glitter, and smelling like baby powder.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 1, 11 at 1:04pm
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    I'm sure the stripper is still trying to wash and scratch the disappointment out of her vag

  • 53 62
    Submitted by poop12 on May 31, 11 at 5:21pm
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    Having unprotected sex with a stripper is always a good idea! Not

  • 45 48
    Submitted by bobbarker on Jun 1, 11 at 12:28am
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    Hangover 2 leak!!!!!!!!

  • 47 54
    Submitted by WolvenFlames on Jun 1, 11 at 2:33am
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    Does she -bathe- in glitter? I can't see any other reason that there would be glitter on her "other lips", as Phys put it.

  • 33 35
    Submitted by MIss_Bunny81491 on Jun 11, 11 at 4:16am
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    ATTN: to all my fellow strippers and stripper alumni a bit of advice in case you didn't know... NEVER WEAR GLITTER AT WORK!!!!!!!!! Thnx that is all...

  • 41 52
    Submitted by FoldableLemons on May 31, 11 at 9:41pm
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    Been there before, really sucks

  • 33 39
    Submitted by thattguy13 on Jun 2, 11 at 9:28am
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    Hottest water always works

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Michguy on May 31, 11 at 8:52pm
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    Those are glimmering herpes sores, not glitter. Enjoy.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by deathcab4booty on May 31, 11 at 8:23pm
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    Why was your dick out in a strip club? #inappropriateconduct