I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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