i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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