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  Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.

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  (812): Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down. http://tfl.nu/9hkg
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  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 12 at 3:24pm

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  What's so dangerous about a lava lamp? They're just a low-wattage electric light bulb. Although I agree, it's a pretty poor reason to want to have sex with someone.

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  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 17, 12 at 11:32pm

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  Before I make my comment, I need to know what color lava lamp it was.

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  Submitted by DemonicDuck on Nov 18, 12 at 3:13pm

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  that goo is super hot so if it falls and breaks they can start fires.

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  Submitted by Bloomfield on Nov 17, 12 at 10:54pm

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  Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Laren Spierer. That's for all the Indiana University drunk whores.

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  Submitted by CaityBaby on Nov 25, 12 at 4:00pm

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  "cough cough" oppps

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