Someone shit on the floor
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
they need to just BURY HIM!
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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