So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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