i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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