i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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