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  • Submitted by shitjustgotreal on Sep 13, 10 at 2:13pm

    probably the only guy in there that was telling the truth.

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:10pm

    And nothing in ethics class is gonna make him change his mind.

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      Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 14, 10 at 8:21am

      Ur screen name made my day (: thank you for that!

  • Submitted by Taipan on Sep 13, 10 at 2:36pm

    I'm sure he showed the professor what a little rebel he is and impressed all the bros in the class.

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      Submitted by DrPillClinton on Sep 13, 10 at 11:13pm

      with balls like that. he is a bro king. im guessing u r not a fan of bros. or sluts . or jack. u should reconsider ur view on a few of those things. u bz

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        Submitted by Taipan on Sep 14, 10 at 9:05am

        Haha... sorry I don't conform to your views of non-conformity.

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          Submitted by procras_tinating on Sep 18, 10 at 12:46am

          I have always loved this thought process, you are one of those people who believe that non-conformists are conformists at non-conforming...are you a philosophy major? Circular logic has always been lost on me.

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      Submitted by limedrop on Sep 15, 10 at 1:01am

      Ethics is a required class for business majors, among others. When you don't wanna be there in the first place, have fun with it.

  • Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:41pm

    nothing unethical about being honest

  • Submitted by brocky on Sep 13, 10 at 2:09pm

    He probably felt that a lot of people were like that, he wanted to make it not awkward by being the first to do it.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Sep 13, 10 at 3:40pm

    Not a hero. Legend.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:18pm

    I would have applauded after that introduction!

  • Submitted by kaylovely on Sep 13, 10 at 2:54pm

    I'm sure every teacher has a student that says something like that in class every semester.

  • Submitted by DeathLeprKHAN on Sep 13, 10 at 2:56pm

    He's a man. He's got needs. There's nothing wrong with that, even when those needs are booze and bitches.

  • Submitted by kandy4fools on Sep 13, 10 at 2:53pm

    Amazing this guy is a BOSS!!!!

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Sep 13, 10 at 2:11pm

    we did this at college and dude stood up and said he had a 3rd nipple and showed us.

  • Submitted by TheWife on Sep 13, 10 at 4:32pm

    That's what legends are made of!

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    Submitted by parfaitamour8 on Sep 13, 10 at 8:38pm

    I wish I had people like that in my classes!

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    Submitted by thelastllama on Sep 14, 10 at 11:55pm

    Damn! Just Damn! I agree with everyone else LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by everforsaken on Sep 14, 10 at 10:42pm

    That is amazing.

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    Submitted by failtext14 on Sep 13, 10 at 11:22pm

    maryland is chill.

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    Submitted by Awesome_O on Sep 14, 10 at 12:57am

    Jacks probably his brofriend.

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    Submitted by darntootin on Sep 13, 10 at 10:30pm

    sounds like mfm

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    Submitted by hahaitsshelby on Sep 14, 10 at 1:51am

    favorite :]

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    Submitted by may171991 on Sep 26, 10 at 1:05am

    ummm sorry but can somebody please explain the satire in this

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    Submitted by 69_Charger on Sep 14, 10 at 9:34am

    Sounds like something you'd say at an aa meeting, but I bet he got a couple of numbers after this... May just have to try this!!

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    Submitted by FuckinOgre on Sep 15, 10 at 4:21am

    Greatest quote ever and all the people talkin shit are just upset at the fact they are most likely such introverted pussies they would never even think about doin something like that, to a real man I salute you

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    Submitted by TheChoppa1324 on Sep 17, 10 at 11:14pm

    Hey, my name's Mark! Sweet!

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    Submitted by tashaa11 on Sep 14, 10 at 4:42pm

    hot. i would bang this guy

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    Submitted by hanrammvp on Sep 13, 10 at 5:45pm

    No, it would've been weird if he didn't say he liked sluts and liquor.

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    Submitted by jom133 on Sep 13, 10 at 3:51pm

    This just made my day. I can't even look at it right now without bursting into laughter!

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    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Sep 19, 10 at 11:05pm

    I masturbate to the thought of this legend.

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    Submitted by VaHammer08 on Sep 14, 10 at 3:49pm

    I was there!!!!

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    Submitted by Serec on Sep 13, 10 at 5:59pm

    You go girl!

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    Submitted by GET__GRAPED on Sep 14, 10 at 7:43am

    Hahahahaha my hero he is lol I LOVE SLUTS AND JACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Submitted by snufalufagus on Sep 13, 10 at 6:10pm

    Weird my names marc n I love sluts n jack

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    Submitted by Topanga053 on Oct 8, 10 at 11:26pm

    So it's great for a man to love sleeping with sluts, but bad to be a slut. Fascinating.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Oct 11, 10 at 12:49am

      Yeah, there's actually a couple of double-standards that work out in OUR favor. :D

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    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Sep 13, 10 at 6:18pm

    I masturbate to the thought of this legend.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 10 at 10:58am

    You definitely should of all given this legend a round of applause.

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    Submitted by Poon_Police on Sep 16, 10 at 4:15am

    Epic, fucking epic

  • Submitted by Grilled_Cheese on Sep 14, 10 at 12:36am

    Hello, I'm a grilled cheese, I love when people cook me and eat me. drunks and stoners love me. Gooey cheese dripping out....

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    Submitted by arivs86 on Nov 30, 12 at 5:05pm

    funny and whatever but I kind of feel like this wouldn't happen