with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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