I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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