we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Too much gin, very little bucket
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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