you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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