hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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