There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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