she was so not down for the gang bang
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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