R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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