There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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