don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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