I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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