Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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