I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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