I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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