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  • 91 58
    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 26, 11 at 11:19am

    The way this is phrased it sounds like your mother had already agreed. creepy.

  • 86 59
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 26, 11 at 11:11am

    You really should honor your fathers wishes.

    • 47 38
      Submitted by Dunnski89 on Aug 26, 11 at 11:43pm

      So wrong... But so funny

  • 65 53
    Submitted by ViolentMilk on Aug 26, 11 at 11:10am

    I'm not at all surprised this came from the South.

  • 60 45
    Submitted by devil_pup on Aug 26, 11 at 11:34pm

    All of y'all hatin on the South can kiss my white ass. We ain't all idiots.

    • 46 41
      Submitted by rosa_rouge on Aug 27, 11 at 12:17am

      "Y'all" and "ain't" are proving that you are, at least.

  • 51 37
    Submitted by anfernysukka on Aug 26, 11 at 7:19pm

    And cue the banjo.

  • 58 52
    Submitted by devil_pup on Aug 27, 11 at 12:47am

    Rosa_rouge, listen up hooker. The words "ain't" and "y'all" are both in the dictionary and are therefore grammatically acceptable. So, take all you're assumptions set them in a chair and sit on it. That's right, sit on it bitch.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Aug 26, 11 at 11:10am

    Oh, Savannah. The rednecks that inhabit you will never cease being a source of amusement for me.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by bama1511 on Aug 26, 11 at 9:12pm

    Lol @ porksword

  • 46 52
    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 26, 11 at 4:19pm

    You aren't. Now listen to porksword, and bend your parents over a barrel and show them the fifty states. It'll be the first book learning they've enjoyed.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Lucks0nMySide on Aug 26, 11 at 12:08pm

    He's right you know.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by fireagain on Aug 26, 11 at 10:47pm

    Man y'all Yankees don't realize that rednecks are the only white people who have any real fun.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by kkk123 on Aug 26, 11 at 5:12pm

    redneck much?