A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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