How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come see our sink grown plant.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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